she cares for all the stupid cats, that never found their way home
I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
I like big dicks.
my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi
I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”
GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI
luigi! at the disco
i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
literally adventure time knows their shit
valuable life lesson